Arctic Beetle

Up to this point, yesterday is indistinguishable from that magical day of May I set aside writing for the global welfare. That is to say, I did not merely wallow in inutility during the months I was not seen because as far as the humanity is concerned, the counterintelligence measure used against the recent unpublicized zombie attack in Manila is my brainchild. It was rough both physically and mentally, and if you conceived an inquiry having come across the word zombie, then allow me to verify it: fancy schmancy plants do not stand a chance against zombies; however, a brilliant brain does. Superb story to compensate for my 1 year absence, yes yes?

In the first few weeks of the update deadlock, a “creature” (I’m pretty sure it was Smeagol’s brother) had come to my presence and informed me that my blog is under the surveillance of my parents. My dear parents, I’d appreciate it greatly if you’ll give me at least the comfort of not being reminded of the reality where its URL is no longer strange to you. Immunity from the unsealed dinner time discussions is one of my motives when I started this. Nonetheless, I assure you that the deficiency in kinetic energy of this webspace is exclusively dependent on the variable I dub procrastination.

On another note, it appears to me that my hit counter had recently gotten a generous kick of nitrous boost, thanks to my auto-refreshing browser equipped with the ability to switch IP addresses anytime so I may also be under the impression that I have unique foreign visitors. My cheap statistical means of dividing the total hits over the total number of days the data was collected suggests that my browser refreshes this blog at a rate of 2.73 hits/day. This figure surprisingly coincides with the recent trend in my daily hits. I take it to mean that this general direction taken by the cosmos is plainly a consequence of the strong foreboding given off by my heroic return.

You should bear in mind, perchance you clamor for more updates, that  I put the well-being of the humanity above all else. It should be out of your anticipation that updates are to follow thereafter this for zombie scourges are anything but timed and proverbial.

Cheers for the upteenth start of The Arctic Beetle.

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