Archive for April 2011

Apr 30

An Introduction That Turned Into A Post About My Cousins

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Note: I had originally intended this to be a character portrait of a certain cousin until I realized that what I’ve typed below is too lengthy for an introduction.

Unlike everybody, I can state with a good deal of certainty that I am not close to my cousins. It is a kinship I would most precisely put into words as amiable, but likewise inert and distant. The prevalent gap in our ages would in all likelihood be the closest reason I could attribute this aloofness to. As I was growing up, most of them were already in their college years, and so when I eventually recognized how unusual our relationship was, they were already living lives apart from the scope of a family. The few ones whose ages are near mine dwell in the province, affording us little time to create tight-knit ties.

If anything, I never sought to distance myself from them. Were that distance to be quantified, it’d be apparent by a healthy margin that I am friendlier to my cousins in my maternal side. What perhaps largely contributes to this inclination is the generation overlap between me and the daughters of my one particular auntie. We don’t talk often yet when I come by their place, they make sure they engage my attention by having me in their bedroom while the grownups catch up on the lost time. What the small talks fail to bridge are filled in with the sounds of the television tuned to the channel they think I would have opted if I spoke more openly and comfortably to them. This happens as frequent as a child dares to curse in front of her parents, so one can easily imagine how it fares between me and the rest of my cousins.

As it happens however, I am the sole one with a case like this among my siblings. One would have thought my middle sib, who I’ve written about a handful of times, as an exception because of the limitation posed by her disability but I think it is highly-relevant to the matter at hand that I note that she is held fondly by my aunties and cousins. My eldest sister (which much to my current surprise, I haven’t mentioned not even once in any of my entries), on the other hand, had grown up warmly with some of them, landing her on a floor a league atop my small talk level. I was a kid who played with tea sets alone within the confines of our home, so though we used to live in a compound with my paternal cousins, they were strangers to me as much as the kids living from across the street.

Family gatherings are substantial wells of idle time for me. In fact, they are generally fun but I wish the future ones will exceed the stale enjoyability of the previous. If I am not seen fulfilling my duties in eating and gracing pictures with my presence, I am likely found roving my gaze while awaiting for a cousin whose interest for a short chatter I will rouse. I was never at the questioning end of a conversation and I had mastered my role so well that my prediction for how it’ll proceed had never been wrong– or rather, it has taken the same path everytime. They would ask about my course in college, then my family and finally, leave to search for a more meaningful conversation. Yup, they forget my course every single time, of which I am actually glad since it entails further seconds of zero awkwardness.

If you were expecting this entry to boil down to me saying that I yearn to be close to them, I won’t. I don’t see how its materialization at present would bring change to the past seventeen years I grew up without their fond regard. But just so you know, never did I shut my mind off at the idea.

Apr 05

Where’s The Fanfare?

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Up to this point, yesterday is indistinguishable from that magical day of May I set aside writing for the global welfare. That is to say, I did not merely wallow in inutility during the months I was not seen because as far as the humanity is concerned, the counterintelligence measure used against the recent unpublicized zombie attack in Manila is my brainchild. It was rough both physically and mentally, and if you conceived an inquiry having come across the word zombie, then allow me to verify it: fancy schmancy plants do not stand a chance against zombies; however, a brilliant brain does. Superb story to compensate for my 1 year absence, yes yes?

In the first few weeks of the update deadlock, a “creature” (I’m pretty sure it was Smeagol’s brother) had come to my presence and informed me that my blog is under the surveillance of my parents. My dear parents, I’d appreciate it greatly if you’ll give me at least the comfort of not being reminded of the reality where its URL is no longer strange to you. Immunity from the unsealed dinner time discussions is one of my motives when I started this. Nonetheless, I assure you that the deficiency in kinetic energy of this webspace is exclusively dependent on the variable I dub procrastination.

On another note, it appears to me that my hit counter had recently gotten a generous kick of nitrous boost, thanks to my auto-refreshing browser equipped with the ability to switch IP addresses anytime so I may also be under the impression that I have unique foreign visitors. My cheap statistical means of dividing the total hits over the total number of days the data was collected suggests that my browser refreshes this blog at a rate of 2.73 hits/day. This figure surprisingly coincides with the recent trend in my daily hits. I take it to mean that this general direction taken by the cosmos is plainly a consequence of the strong foreboding given off by my heroic return.

You should bear in mind, perchance you clamor for more updates, that  I put the well-being of the humanity above all else. It should be out of your anticipation that updates are to follow thereafter this for zombie scourges are anything but timed and proverbial.

Cheers for the upteenth start of The Arctic Beetle.

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    • To my great disappoinment, the not so new Twitter interface had just reached this shore of the internetz. ,
    • Kahit sa sarili kong kwarto nadadapa ako. Okay, baka hindi nga talaga sa footwear ang problema. ,
    • Boo! Gusto ko si Scotty eh. :( Sayang di mo naabutan ung heyday niya nung Sundown Rundown. ,
    • AND BEFORE I FORGET, NOOMI RAPACE! <3 ,
    • Di ko kaya panoorin either version! Kung na-paranoid ako sa scenes nung binasa ko ung books, no thx na lang sa live action. /weak ,
    • Oh Slenderman, stop robbing me of my already insufficient sleep! ,
    • Today, I officially joined the ranks of women who are at the receiving end of the honorific "Ate". ,